MOVIE MEME

Because rather than do something productive, like . . . oh, say, maybe work for a change . . . or even post my New Year's resolutions, I'm going to hop on the meme-wagon!

Gakked from algernonthemous.

The Movie Meme

Here's a quote. Name the movie. Shouldn't be too hard. No fair Googling the lines.

Warning: these quotes are from memory and may be slightly inaccurate.

1. "You know Marcus... he got lost in his own museum, once."

2. "Because I'm just a little bit of a freak, okay? I get within ten feet of anything dead and I go into convulsions!"

3. "Slugs? God created slugs? They can't hear, they can't speak... they can't operate machinery! I would've started with lasers... eight o'clock, day one!"

4. "We don't talk to our food. Do you introduce yourself to your cheeseburger or make conversation with your milkshake?"

5. "If my wife ate her way through a boxcar of Ex-Lax, she wouldn't dare fart unless I gave her the word."

6. "Maybe it's not about the sex."

7. "If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!"

8. "Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world."

9. "In time, you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!"

10. "Oh, great. He ate the light."