I'M A DINOSAUR.

Yesterday, I had to explain to a student exactly what is microfilm.

She had NO IDEA.

And finally, when I said, "It's how they used to archive things before the Internet," she said with complete seriousness, "But the Internet's always been there."

I had to walk away before my head exploded.

To add insult to injury, she was the second person with whom I'd had that discussion yesterday morning.

SERIOUSLY.

I AM FOSSILIZING BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.

AND BEFORE I FORGET AGAIN.......

About SPN 5.18: Point of No Return . . .

I knew Zachariah was going to get his ass kicked when he broke the top three rules for bad guys:

1. DON'T GLOAT. Revealing your master plan to the people you haven't killed yet pretty much gurantees that they're going to escape, and now they know what you're up to.

2. DON'T FUCK THE CAPTIVE. There are plenty of people to have sex with who don't necessarily want to see you dead. At least, not until after you've finished and kicked them out.

3. DON'T ASSUME YOU'RE INVALUABLE. The graveyards are full of men who thought they couldn't be replaced.

Also, one teeny-tiny thing:

DID ZACHARIAH SERIOUSLY SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?!
He called the Winchester brothers "psychotically, irrationally, erotically co-dependent".

OKAY HE JUST MADE WINCEST INTO FUCKING CANON, PEOPLE.

OH YES HE DID.

*happy sigh*