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redfirecracker) wrote2004-05-25 08:43 am
redfirecracker) wrote2004-05-25 08:43 am
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nerodi's fault.
*nods*
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I am weak-willed and easily distracted. Nope, it's all her fault.
See, if she hadn't posted that request for links to porn, then I wouldn't have been up until one o'clock in the morning checking out all the good gay porn sites -- for, I might add, the first time ever.
I've lost my online visual porn virginity. :D
*blinks*
And I am still scared to death of any cock longer than about eight inches. Maybe ten. Dear God in heaven, but some of these guys look like they've got baseball bats sprouting between their legs! That makes me shudder. And not in a good way.
My imagination, having been excessively stimulated, is working some serious overtime in the creativity department. Again with the Riley/Graham sexual escapades.
You know, maybe if I just tracked down Marc Blucas and Bailey Chase, kidnapped them and fucked them into oblivion for, oh, say . . . maybe, two weeks? Maybe that would cure me.
In any kind of just and fair world, my birthday present from someone would include some serious skin time with the two of them.
Don't worry, my birthday's not 'til next month. You all have some time to plan and execute the necessary criminal conspiracies.
*hopeful glances at flist*
I think I like writing Riley/Graham because so few people do write it. I mean, think about it. Suppose you have . . . oh, I dunno. Pick your sexual scenario, and if you're writing Clark/Lex, chances are that about three hundred people have already written it. And a third of those have written it really well. And if that's not enough,thamiris has written it so well that you've probably had a spontaneous orgasm in front of the computer while reading her story.
But Riley/Graham? They slash together like Lex and Clark, my OTP to end all OTPs, and hardly anyone writes the two of them.
Yeah, I hear you all going, "That's 'cause hardly anyone reads them!"
Well, you should. They're way fuckin' hot.
And yes . . . for those of you who are wondering, I am now writing porn instead of finishing my huge, fifty-percent-of-the-final-grade-project that is DUE TONIGHT AT SIX PM!!!!!
How'd you guess?
nerodi's fault.*nods*
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I am weak-willed and easily distracted. Nope, it's all her fault.
See, if she hadn't posted that request for links to porn, then I wouldn't have been up until one o'clock in the morning checking out all the good gay porn sites -- for, I might add, the first time ever.
I've lost my online visual porn virginity. :D
*blinks*
And I am still scared to death of any cock longer than about eight inches. Maybe ten. Dear God in heaven, but some of these guys look like they've got baseball bats sprouting between their legs! That makes me shudder. And not in a good way.
My imagination, having been excessively stimulated, is working some serious overtime in the creativity department. Again with the Riley/Graham sexual escapades.
You know, maybe if I just tracked down Marc Blucas and Bailey Chase, kidnapped them and fucked them into oblivion for, oh, say . . . maybe, two weeks? Maybe that would cure me.
In any kind of just and fair world, my birthday present from someone would include some serious skin time with the two of them.
Don't worry, my birthday's not 'til next month. You all have some time to plan and execute the necessary criminal conspiracies.
*hopeful glances at flist*
I think I like writing Riley/Graham because so few people do write it. I mean, think about it. Suppose you have . . . oh, I dunno. Pick your sexual scenario, and if you're writing Clark/Lex, chances are that about three hundred people have already written it. And a third of those have written it really well. And if that's not enough,
thamiris has written it so well that you've probably had a spontaneous orgasm in front of the computer while reading her story.But Riley/Graham? They slash together like Lex and Clark, my OTP to end all OTPs, and hardly anyone writes the two of them.
Yeah, I hear you all going, "That's 'cause hardly anyone reads them!"
Well, you should. They're way fuckin' hot.
And yes . . . for those of you who are wondering, I am now writing porn instead of finishing my huge, fifty-percent-of-the-final-grade-project that is DUE TONIGHT AT SIX PM!!!!!
How'd you guess?