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Swimsuit shopping bites.

Hard.

At least I'm not in a dressing room going through this. I got smart and am shopping online -- mostly because stores that carry plus-size swimsuits tend to have really ugly stuff.

I finally settled on a suit that I really like . . . only to find out that it doesn't come in the color that was pictured. At least, not in my size.

Grrrrrr.

I want a red suit. Or orange. Third choice: lime. Something bright and cheery and sunny. Underwires would be nice.

I knew I should've bought that red suit I fell in love with last summer. I let it get away and now I can't find anything similar.

Also, it's too fucking hot for May fucking fifteenth.

Even online shopping is making me sweat.