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I don't suppose any of you have noticed that I have an inner drama queen.

*covers ears against mad laughter*

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Right now, she's screaming for attention, in all of her tiara-crowned, satin-draped, stiletto-heeled glory.

I am trying to write some porn for her, to little or no avail.

Anyone have any suggestions? Ideas? Challenges?

Maybe that will help.