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Stayed up too late last night, watching "Pleasantville" for no other reason than the occasional glimpses of Marc Blucas. I came into the movie halfway through, so I only counted four appearances (five if you count his shirtsleeve in one scene) and, at the time, it seemed like a perfectly legitimate reason to stay up too late.

Now, I'm certainly regretting it.

But . . . sigh. Such a pretty, pretty boy. I have such a weakness for them.

Rats . . . .

So apparently, Tom Welling got married. Drat. So much for my diabolical plan to kidnap him, tie him to my bed, and fuck him into the next decade.

Oh, well, I still have a fairly long list of other pretty boys to commandeer.

FANDOM FULFILLMENT MEME

Jumping on the meme-wagon.

Hmm. Where did I find this? Oh, yes. Gakked from icebun.

In fandom, who would you . . .

. . . spend the rest of your life with in perfect bliss? Possibly Lex, who would never, ever bore me. Or Riley Finn, who is so incredibly sweet and kind and gorgeous and perfect that I think I might actually manage to stay faithful.

. . . have an emotionally void but wicked hot one-night stand with? Whitney. Because he's totally my type. Or Lindsey from S2 Angel, because he could melt an iceberg with that voice.

. . . set up with your best friend? Well, this isn't strictly fandom, but . . . Vern from Trading Spaces would be perfect for my best friend.

. . . get wasted with? Spike. He'd be an interesting drunk. And then there's the possibility of shagging . . . .

. . . employ as a live-in masseuse? Graham Miller from BtVS. He had awesome hands.

. . . use as a human pillow? Umm . . . Clark, actually. He seems especially snuggly.

. . . bring home to meet the 'rents? Riley Finn: the absolutely perfect boyfriend.

. . . tie up in your basement and kick when you're feeling frustrated? Ugh. Toss-up between Darla, Drusilla, Dawn, and Lana, all for unmitigatedly irritating the *crap* out of me.