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So. Effexor. Quite the stimulant.

I feel vaguely rabid.

Even though I have the worst cold, I am completely wired up and am unable to sleep.

This is strange.

Also, kind of interesting.

And, I'm incredibly horny.

If you define horny as . . . like, stuck-in-a-porn-loop, unable-to-think-about-anything-else, muses-are-back-and-all-they-wanna-do-is-fuck-in-front-of-me.

So, I'm at work, even though I feel like a truck ran over me, because since I'm not sleeping, I might as well go to work and get paid to be miserable, instead of just staying home and sulking about it.

I think I may call the doc on Monday and make sure this is all okay. According to the official website, ( side effects can consist of: )

Don't all these potential side effects have some kind of cancellation effect? I mean . . . sleepiness versus insomnia. That should balance out, shouldn't it?

I know, I know. There is no sense to all this. It affects some people in some ways, and other people in other ways. Just like Benadryl puts me to sleep, but wires one of my friends.

I wonder if I can take Sudafed when I'm already on Effexor? I should call the pharmacist about that before I do it. Medicine combos make me nervous. But it would be nice to be able to breathe through my nose for a change.

And I interrupt myself for a moment to repeat this conversation that just took place with a patron at the circulation desk:

"You want a twenty-dollar copy card or a five-dollar copy card?"

"Ten dollars."

"We don't have ten-dollar cards. Twenty or five?"

"Just ten."

"No. Twenty or five?"

"Can I get ten?"

"NO!!!!!! Twenty or five!!!!"

"I guess I'll just take a ten-dollar card, then."

*Mel runs off screaming into the depths of the library*

Sigh. Does this remind anyone else of the "coffee-and-a-sweet-roll" skit from . . . I think it was The Electric Company?

Now I want a sweet roll. And some more orange juice, I think.

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I'm really posting this here so that I can add it to my LJ Memories, because I don't ever want to forget that SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Uh, sorry about that. It's just so cool that thamiris has such nice stuff to say about me!

redfirecracker: You wrote this wonderful metaphoric Clark/Lex story, then this cool medieval series, and if only you'd obey my command accept my prayers for more porn, I'd be a perpetually happy woman. Not only are you a great writer, but you make me feel good about my writing, something that's difficult to do, so I'm very grateful for that as well. You have a dwarf hamster named Truffle, which I find very cute, and, girlfriend, when you're horny and share your fantasy...Guh. You and that blond boy in the library? Very, very squirmtastic. Feel free to write more of that, only with Clark. *g* Anyway, I'm so glad that you're around, hon.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Ahem. Yes.

Marking as memories, now.