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When I rule the world, inter-library loan privileges will be granted solely on the basis of individual likeability and basic politeness.

In other words, people who speak nicely to me will get their articles.

Of course, bribery in the form of sweets would not go amiss, either.

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Well, my last post was all crabby, so here's something to cheer up the lot of us.

Gakked from joyfulgirl41.

The way things are these days, no matter how physically beautiful we are, most of us can only point out what's wrong with our bodies. We need to lose weight, we need a new haircut, we need clearer skin, etc.

So here's what you have to do. You have to tell me three things about your body that make you gorgeous -- your three most attractive physical features. And you are absolutely not allowed to insult any other part of your body or use 'em as a backhanded comment ... for example, "I have a nice waist, which is good because it sets off my ugly butt." No pointing out the features you hate, only the features you love about your body. This is all about bragging. ;)

And I want to add, you can't be critical of the features, either... if the word but is part of your answer, get rid of it! This is about what you LOVE about your body, not what you'd love to tweak into perfection.

Okay, I can start.

1. My eyes. They're gray, with gold and green flecks and they're different than anyone else's that I've ever seen.

2. My mouth. I've always liked that it's very full, and ever since I discovered sex, I realized that my mouth was extremely sensual. Or is that sensuous? I can never keep that straight.

3. My boobs. I love my ample endowments! I even found myself admiring my own cleavage in a new bra today.


Now it's your turn!