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I just cannot resist these stupid quiz-things... I have no idea WHY THEY'RE SO FASCINATING!!
I guess I just have the attention span of the average squirrel.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? Only in the sense of DEAR-GOD-NO-FUCKING-WAY.
Does a kiss make you feel better? Depends on who's doing the kissing, and where the kiss is landing.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Unfortunately, yes. On more than one occasion, too.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? Before; it needs a little time to warm up. Cold showers at five am are no one's friend.
What did you do today? Went to work. Bitched about medium boss. Ate donuts. Whined.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? Yes, but it's always weird and somehow awkward.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? A few times. Gets a little confusing now that I'm old and forgetful; but then again, that's why the term "darling" was invented.
Have you ever thought about your death? Not seriously.
Ever been in love? All the time... I fall in love as easily as changing my underwear.
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? If I could find one guy that I could really commit to, a permanent relationship would be nice, but I think I'm kinda doomed to play the field. I have issues, I know this.
What is your favorite sport? FOOTBALL!!! Are there other sports?
What color is your shower curtain? Mercury chrome, which is a fancy name for "striped moire taffeta in a pewter-gray color".
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties? What the fuck is a cootie? I have no clue.
Do you know how to use chop sticks? Nope, never got the hang of it.
Lyrics stuck in your head? Can't you just see me walkin' through the door / Maybe I should turn it up a little bit more / I can't help but feel responsible / For what the girls hate / And the boys adore! Damn the Happy Feet soundtrack!
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees? I hate baseball.
What are you doing tomorrow? Sulking at my desk, probably: due to medium boss' stupidity.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? Does Jensen Ackles count? Okay, there was a student here last night that I was ogling with excessive enthusiasm.
Have you ever run over an animal? Accidentally ran over a rabbit once. I was devastated.
What is your favorite cereal? Rice Chex, Frosted Bite-Size Mini Wheats, Total, Cinnamon Life.
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? No. Ugh.
What are you doing right at this moment? Aside from the obvious? Fielding an IM chat from a stupid boy, listening to ABBA, reading fanfic, house-hunting and realtor-hunting, and processing new article requests.
Do you think it's right for straight guys to get their tongues pierced? I don't see why ANYONE wants to get his or her tongue pierced. It's stupid.
Where's your favorite place to be? In bed. At the shore or in the snow.
What's your favorite song? I've been playing America's Sister Goldenhair on repeat for a while now.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Frozen mochaccinos don't count as real coffee, but I love them desperately.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire? What the fuck for? More with the stupid.
Have you ever been skinny dipping? A few times, nervously.
Have you ever been arrested? God, no. One black sheep in the family is enough, thank you.
Do you dream in black and white? Once in a while, though usually in full color, with Sensomatic and Surround Sound.
Do you talk in your sleep? I don't think so, though I've been reliably informed that I snore.
Are you a redneck? Maybe a little, around the edges. We did once mow the lawn and found a car in it, to quote Jeff Foxworthy.
Funniest thing you heard all day? One of my flist is going through a particularly nasty divorce, and she mentioned today that she would happily watch her estranged husband be "picked apart by buzzards". I slid out of my chair laughing.
What are you afraid of? Commitment. Stagnation. The manner of dying, not the actual death. Being unhappy. Hypodermic needles. Bees.
I guess I just have the attention span of the average squirrel.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? Only in the sense of DEAR-GOD-NO-FUCKING-WAY.
Does a kiss make you feel better? Depends on who's doing the kissing, and where the kiss is landing.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Unfortunately, yes. On more than one occasion, too.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? Before; it needs a little time to warm up. Cold showers at five am are no one's friend.
What did you do today? Went to work. Bitched about medium boss. Ate donuts. Whined.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? Yes, but it's always weird and somehow awkward.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? A few times. Gets a little confusing now that I'm old and forgetful; but then again, that's why the term "darling" was invented.
Have you ever thought about your death? Not seriously.
Ever been in love? All the time... I fall in love as easily as changing my underwear.
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? If I could find one guy that I could really commit to, a permanent relationship would be nice, but I think I'm kinda doomed to play the field. I have issues, I know this.
What is your favorite sport? FOOTBALL!!! Are there other sports?
What color is your shower curtain? Mercury chrome, which is a fancy name for "striped moire taffeta in a pewter-gray color".
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties? What the fuck is a cootie? I have no clue.
Do you know how to use chop sticks? Nope, never got the hang of it.
Lyrics stuck in your head? Can't you just see me walkin' through the door / Maybe I should turn it up a little bit more / I can't help but feel responsible / For what the girls hate / And the boys adore! Damn the Happy Feet soundtrack!
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees? I hate baseball.
What are you doing tomorrow? Sulking at my desk, probably: due to medium boss' stupidity.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? Does Jensen Ackles count? Okay, there was a student here last night that I was ogling with excessive enthusiasm.
Have you ever run over an animal? Accidentally ran over a rabbit once. I was devastated.
What is your favorite cereal? Rice Chex, Frosted Bite-Size Mini Wheats, Total, Cinnamon Life.
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? No. Ugh.
What are you doing right at this moment? Aside from the obvious? Fielding an IM chat from a stupid boy, listening to ABBA, reading fanfic, house-hunting and realtor-hunting, and processing new article requests.
Do you think it's right for straight guys to get their tongues pierced? I don't see why ANYONE wants to get his or her tongue pierced. It's stupid.
Where's your favorite place to be? In bed. At the shore or in the snow.
What's your favorite song? I've been playing America's Sister Goldenhair on repeat for a while now.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Frozen mochaccinos don't count as real coffee, but I love them desperately.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire? What the fuck for? More with the stupid.
Have you ever been skinny dipping? A few times, nervously.
Have you ever been arrested? God, no. One black sheep in the family is enough, thank you.
Do you dream in black and white? Once in a while, though usually in full color, with Sensomatic and Surround Sound.
Do you talk in your sleep? I don't think so, though I've been reliably informed that I snore.
Are you a redneck? Maybe a little, around the edges. We did once mow the lawn and found a car in it, to quote Jeff Foxworthy.
Funniest thing you heard all day? One of my flist is going through a particularly nasty divorce, and she mentioned today that she would happily watch her estranged husband be "picked apart by buzzards". I slid out of my chair laughing.
What are you afraid of? Commitment. Stagnation. The manner of dying, not the actual death. Being unhappy. Hypodermic needles. Bees.
