YAY FIC!!

In keeping with my previously long-established tradition of pulling titles out of song lyrics, regardless of whether or not the song in question has anything to do with the fic, I heard this on the radio when my alarm went off this morning, and it stuck in my head.

Close enough for government work, and now I can post.


Title: Brushed My Teeth With A Bottle Of Jack ( 1 / 1 )
Author: Red Firecracker
Pairing(s): Paul / Ian ( implied ); J2 ( implied )
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1110
Summary: In wine, there is truth, even if you’re not looking for it. And even if it’s not wine.

( FIC: Brushed My Teeth With A Bottle Of Jack )

I can't believe I'm writing RPS slash about the fucking Vampire Diaries, man!!! This is, like, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassing.

*facepalms*

I kinda like how the story came out, though. Even though it's not at all the story I meant to write.