SPN 5.17 - "99 Problems"

Oh, come on.

Seriously?

First off, I cannot possibly be the only person who was sitting there last night, scratching my head and thinking, "Wait-- at the end of last season, wasn't Zachariah extremely specific about swearing Dean to the service of Heaven?"

And then the ending?

I just couldn't buy it.

Something like that required Dean to do a complete emotional one-eighty, something that's way too big for the audience to just blithely assume.

Show . . . don't let me down now, okay? Not when we're so close.

I'm trying to have faith, but you make it hard.

THIS COULD LEAD TO BELL TOWERS AND AK-47S.

OMG WOMAN SRSLY.

STOP SIGHT-READING YOUR CHURCH MUSIC OUT LOUD WITHOUT WORDS.

AND STOP ROCKING IN YOUR FUCKING CHAIR AND MAKING IT SQUEAK WHILE YOU DO THE ABOVE.

YOU ARE MAKING ME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY.

STOP OR I KILL YOU.