What I get for watching such a dumbass show.

If I hear one more bride on Say Yes To The Dress say that she feels like a princess-- or wants to feel like a princess-- I think my head might actually explode.

JFC. If I were actually doing something so incredibly stupid I mean, getting married, I'd want to feel like a QUEEN. Or maybe an empress.

Princesses are for little girls who never grew up . . . and I never wanted to be one anyway. I always wanted to be a vampire.