It's that time again.

Santa has elves. I have Target. And yet, I still have to wrap the gifts and get them under the tree.

So, in the grand and last-minute tradition of my family for lo, these many years, I am watching Midnight Mass on TV and wrapping presents, and figured I'd take a break to wish everyone happy for the winter holiday of their choice.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FLIST!!!!

I hope you get everything you want, no matter what that might be.