More memes.

I've had a stiff neck for two days, now. I hate it when that happens.

Gakked from dolimir.

1. List five things you’d like to accomplish by the end of the year.

Send Christmas cards.
Finish my Medieval CLex story.
Get back to work.
Make a new friend.
Get laid, very well.

2. List five people you’ve lost contact with that you’d like to hear from again.

Andy S. -- a dear friend who dropped off the face of the earth.
Matt C. -- I still wonder if something more than friendship could've happened between us.
Stacey A. -- easily the most beautiful man I have ever met.
Joe W. -- best sex of my life.
Scott M. -- last I heard, he was an English teacher in Mercer County.

3. List five things you’d like to learn how to do.

Play drums.
Knit.
Act like an adult around my mother.
Ice skate.
Accept compliments gracefully.

4. List five things you’d do if you won the lottery (no limit).

Quit my lame-ass job.
Travel -- the European Tour, the Orient Express, the train through Canada.
Pay off the debts of friends and family.
Buy or build the perfect house.
Support research into degenerative myelopathy, the canine equivalent of multiple sclerosis.

5. List five things you do that help you relax.

Go shopping.
Take a long walk.
Have a hot soak in the tub.
Talk to Kristin.
Eat ice cream.