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Bits and pieces, cobbled together from the dusty, sleepy rooms of my mind . . . .

How pretentious is a guy whose screen name is DRKRTHANANGELUS??? Please. You're not anywhere near hot enough to even try that one.

Pretty, cute underwear is a real mood-lifter. Today's panties are hot pink with tangerine polka dots and matching tangerine lace trim, with little ribbon bows in strategic places. They are so adorable that I wish I could wear them on the outside of my clothes.

Kristin is still furious at me. I am still massively confused.

Last night's dreams included one wherein I run off to Canada to join the Atlanta Falcons football team. Because, yes, it makes so much geographical sense.

I am currently reading Fire From Heaven, the fictionalized biography of Alexander the Great. And dear God in Heaven . . . wow, is this hot or what? I'm halfway through and am itching to get back to it and see what happens next. Oh, I know it will all end badly and the world will just go to hell in a handcart, but my God, the love developing between Hephaistion and Alexander is something to behold.

Of course, this gave rise to yet another dream, one in which Lex and Clark held starring roles and featured me in a prominent location.

*Sigh.*

Also, I write better porn when I am horny, I have discovered. That will probably follow in a later post.

You Have Ample Boobs!

No doubt about it, you have one hell of a rack

No matter what you wear, you're a walking boob attack

Other girls might get jealous - and say your boobs are fake

But you smile knowing their boyfriends are yours to take!



What's Good About Your Boobs?

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CLex - Library porn

So yesterday --

*coughs*

Ahem. Yes, actually, I meant some weeks ago . . . thamiris said, "Write me porn."

And because I am a blindly obedient minion to the commands of the goddess er, uh . . . because I like to make my friendslist happy, I said, "Prompts . . . prompts are good. Prompts are our friends. Lengthy prompts are even better friends. SV or BtVS, please."

And Thamiris said:

Yay! Okay, how about some of your library porn, but with, say, Clark and Lex instead? Clark is working there as a student, and Lex comes in to do some research, asking for his help. Every wicked, dirty thing you can imagine will take place in the library between these two. People will be around. Lex will have trouble keeping Clark quiet.

Um, excuse me while I faint.

Sorry it took me so long. Hope it makes you faint!

( Clark/Lex pointless porn. I mean it! )