NEW FIC, GODDAMMIT!

Okay, I have no idea where this came from. I've never been terribly interested in genderswitch fic, and the only excuse I can think of for the pairing is that I've been reading a lot of Lorne / Parrish fic lately.

Also, I think Lorne is pretty fucking hot. Although he would not be an attractive woman, in my opinion.

Anybody know the record for WIPs? I'm now running, like, eight. *counts*


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Well? This section feels a little short, especially in comparison to the next two sections, which shall be posted shortly. Believe it or not, I'm trying to avoid cliche-fic . . . I really have less than no interest in writing about Lorne's first period. Ugh. *shudder*

But I did need some reason why he would need to seek out assistance, so therefore . . . the bra as plot device.

As always, corrections and suggestions are more than welcome! *hints*

MORE FIC *grumbles*

You know, in theory, I'm supposed to be doing my fucking job.

My supervisor wouldn't mind so much, I'm sure, if I were finishing up the McShep Eighties fic, which she enjoyed, but I bet she'd be pissed if she knew I was raising more plot bunnies.

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MORE CARROTS FOR THE PLOTBUNNIES.

This was harder to write than I thought it would be. I kind of like how it turned out, though.

And what do you all think?

Extra points to the person who figures out the title reference. *winks*

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