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redfirecrackerLast night I forced Mom to watch Dancing With The Stars, which I totally blame my supervisor for getting me addicted to, and I caught the commercial for Tom Cruise's latest movie.
Now, I care nothing whatsoever for Tom Cruise, and even less for Cameron Diaz, but what I do care about? Was thatRiley I mean, Marc Blucas was in it. And okay, he was wearing a really idiotic-looking mustache, but at least he's finally cut the stupid hair.
He's been wearing it long of late, and between that and the overgrown facial growth, he looks like five miles of bad road.
Christ, GO AND SHAVE AND CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR, YOU AND KANE I SWEAR TO GOD…………
P.S. Then I watched Castle and got to wave hello at the guy who had played Forrest on BtVS. Hi Forrest! And don't mind me, I'll just be over here, melting into a puddle while I listen to your ( incredibly sexy ) voice. YUM.
I never could make up my mind which of the three of them I wanted to fuck the most. Can I put in a requisition for all three? Thanks!
Now, I care nothing whatsoever for Tom Cruise, and even less for Cameron Diaz, but what I do care about? Was that
He's been wearing it long of late, and between that and the overgrown facial growth, he looks like five miles of bad road.
Christ, GO AND SHAVE AND CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR, YOU AND KANE I SWEAR TO GOD…………
P.S. Then I watched Castle and got to wave hello at the guy who had played Forrest on BtVS. Hi Forrest! And don't mind me, I'll just be over here, melting into a puddle while I listen to your ( incredibly sexy ) voice. YUM.
I never could make up my mind which of the three of them I wanted to fuck the most. Can I put in a requisition for all three? Thanks!
