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Apr. 3rd, 2003 03:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
redfirecrackerGakked from Zahra.
1) If the Rapture (for all of you people blessed to not be raised in the Bible Belt, this is when Jesus sucks all the 'saved' people up to heaven with the Super Duper Heavenly body and soul vacuum leaving all us sinners behind. Boohoo!) happened tomorrow, what would you steal first from the people who were sucked up to heaven?
Their prettiest boys. And their credit cards.
2) If you were sorted into Hufflepuff by ye ol' Sorting Hat, would you leave Hogwarts and go to Beauxbatons? If not, what sort of Hufflepuffian antics would you get up to?
Whoops. Not into the Harry Potter fandom, so I have *no* idea what this question is about.
3) If you went to high school with the version of Clark Kent we see on SV, how exactly would you go about devirginizing him, and how many days after meeting him would this happen (if boys make you puke, insert Chloe)?
Clark is only slightly smarter than the proverbial box of rocks, so it would have to be by either force or trickery. Hmm. With the creative use of meteor rock and chains . . . maybe a week. Two at the outside.
4) If a rain of frogs fell in your yard, what, really, would be your first reaction?
Blink several times, then head for the fridge and the bottle of rum.
5) What would you say to Justin Timberlake if you ran into him in outside the entrance to some building smoking Kools and beatboxing? What if it was Eminem and it was the welfare line? Xtina at the Planned Parenthood clinic (or the county health clinic, *or* if you live in a place with neither a county health clinic or Planned Parenthood *read: you aren't American or Canadian* just insert VD clinic or pregnancy center?)
a) "How the mighty have fallen."
b) "I thought you'd be taller."
c) "Just shoot yourself. It's for the best."
1) If the Rapture (for all of you people blessed to not be raised in the Bible Belt, this is when Jesus sucks all the 'saved' people up to heaven with the Super Duper Heavenly body and soul vacuum leaving all us sinners behind. Boohoo!) happened tomorrow, what would you steal first from the people who were sucked up to heaven?
Their prettiest boys. And their credit cards.
2) If you were sorted into Hufflepuff by ye ol' Sorting Hat, would you leave Hogwarts and go to Beauxbatons? If not, what sort of Hufflepuffian antics would you get up to?
Whoops. Not into the Harry Potter fandom, so I have *no* idea what this question is about.
3) If you went to high school with the version of Clark Kent we see on SV, how exactly would you go about devirginizing him, and how many days after meeting him would this happen (if boys make you puke, insert Chloe)?
Clark is only slightly smarter than the proverbial box of rocks, so it would have to be by either force or trickery. Hmm. With the creative use of meteor rock and chains . . . maybe a week. Two at the outside.
4) If a rain of frogs fell in your yard, what, really, would be your first reaction?
Blink several times, then head for the fridge and the bottle of rum.
5) What would you say to Justin Timberlake if you ran into him in outside the entrance to some building smoking Kools and beatboxing? What if it was Eminem and it was the welfare line? Xtina at the Planned Parenthood clinic (or the county health clinic, *or* if you live in a place with neither a county health clinic or Planned Parenthood *read: you aren't American or Canadian* just insert VD clinic or pregnancy center?)
a) "How the mighty have fallen."
b) "I thought you'd be taller."
c) "Just shoot yourself. It's for the best."
