The Minutiae of Life as a Militant Squirrel

OMG, I thought that the SPN season finale was airing next week.

But no, it's airing this week.

Well, that settles it. I can't go on the cruise if I'm going to miss my show!

Man, that ship had better have satellite TV. That's all I'm saying.

Hmm. So for ages I've been promising my best friend John that I'd come out to California to visit him. At the rate I'm going, he's going to move again before I get out there.

Out of curiosity, I did some research.

First, we have ( Amtrak with bedroom )

After freaking about the price, I thought about ( Greyhound. )

HOW MANY FUCKING DAYS ON A BUS?!?!?!? *shrieks*

Okay, let's check out ( flights. )

Then I remembered that I can't fly economy class because of the stupid blood clot. That means I have to price ( First Class )

So. Hm. Flying first class=faster + cheaper than Amtrak. Am still concerned about circulation problems, even with big lounge chairs for raising my legs. Must percolate on this.